Your big beautiful beefy bulwark of badass.

It takes a special kind of stupid…

…to play “let’s pretend I’m a terrorist” and announce, in WoW, that you’re going to hijack an airplane.

The 18-year-old from Johnson County, Indiana, said that he “was going to board a plane at 7:30 to Chicago and that (he) was going to try and kill as many Americans as possible,” reports Destructioid. Apparently, the moron in question repeated this claim more than once, which I imagine is similar to smashing your foot with a sledgehammer, then repeatedly doing it over and over again to see if it’ll still hurt.

Predictably, Blizzard employees saw the announcements and notified the proper authorities. The teen quickly backpedaled, claiming that someone had hacked his account, but that didn’t stop the FBI from seizing his computer to investigate the incident further.

The money quote from the article?  “Ten bucks says he was a blood elf death knight.”  Ouch.

2 responses

  1. looooool

    That, or belf paladin.


    July 17, 2009 at 09:48

  2. HEY!

    I will end you!

    July 17, 2009 at 11:20

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