Vanity, for once, thy name is Linedan
I normally don’t care much about fashion on Linedan. Some of my characters do care about how they look; I admit, somewhat grudgingly, that I picked one of my hunter Illithanis’ pets because it was red and most of her armor was matching red mail at the time. But Lin? Nah. He’s a function-over-form kind of cow. Besides, so much armor just looks strange on the weird proportions of the male Tauren–bracers disappear completely under the gloves, the legs are so small that pants are hard to even see much less admire, stuff like that.
So it is a rare moment indeed when I have a squee like this. The Anvil did Flame Leviathan with one tower up for our first hard mode attempt in Ulduar last night. (It really should be called “sorta kinda hard” mode…even with a tower up, Loot Leviathan still isn’t too bad.) And he gave us a little something for our extra effort…the Anvil’s first ilevel 232 epic loot.
HOLY SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS DOES THAT THING LOOK INCREDIBLE OR WHAT.
Forget that it’s an epic. Forget that unlike my old Broken Promise, it actually looks like a fecking sword you use to stab people with instead of a railroad signal. Forget that I’m enjoying actually tanking with a fast weapon (1.6) again instead of a slow Broken Promise (2.5). Just look at it, man. It’s bacon-wrapped badass. It screams, “hi, I’m Linedan, and I’m going to gut you like a fish and then hit you in the face with my shield until you stop moving.”
I have not been this stupid giddy gleeful happy about an upgrade in a long time. And it’s not even because it’s a good weapon. It’s just because of how it looks. Crikey, next thing you know, I’ll be taking Linedan to the barber shop.
(FYI, question for you cutting-edge tank types–what enchant should I put on this beast? Right now I have a self-made Titanium Weapon Chain on it, which hit-caps me in my block gear and over-hit-caps me in my boss tank gear. Is Blade Ward worth the ridiculous prices it commands, considering nobody in our raid can apparently do it yet (we’ve had lousy luck on drops)? What about our old BC friend Mongoose? You can see his Armory from the link at the top of the page if you’re curious. Thank you!)