The Ten Commandments of Raiding (King James Version)
Readest them. Learnest them. Livest them. And it will go well with ye and your children, even unto the fourth generation of alts. Fail to do what is given to ye today by the Holy Llanion, and ye will, verily, be banished from the Holy Land of One-Night Naxx Clears and be cursed now and forever as That Guy…eth.
(Hat tip: Where else but Anna?)